hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

(Source: smilingemoticon)

modifiedkitten:

blink182andbeyond:

suddenly-pandas:

van-i-tas:

fawksman:

starksmash:

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

Me

I was expecting porn to show up on my blog but it’s not thank god

IM CRYING

I REALLY WASN’T EXPECTING THAT.

WTF IM CRYING WHAT IS GOING ON

(Source: jesscookie)

me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: gets in the shower
me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE

c-oventry:

ugh yes

(Source: awkwardlycarryon)

morgrana:

morgrana:

for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications

DON’T YOU DARE

if i spent as much time studying as i do sitting on the internet, i could probably be at harvard right now 

(Source: poopflow)